Tuesday, June 14, 2005

My Mother - Weather Woman

Last night, at 11:20, my Mother called, informing us of Their arrival at The House in Ardaneaskan. Fine. At 11:46, the following was left on the answerphone:

"Hi, it's me. We're here. It's eleven thirty." Pause. " It's only just got dark, and it'll probably be light by about 4am. Love you."

What?!? Firstly, you said already. Secondly, if the sun's arising bothers you ('coz it sure as fuck doesn't bother me here in the Southern Reigions. I don't care. Honestly.), close the sodding curtains!!!

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