Summer's Gone, and So Is She.

Ok, in some bizzarre way, I can sorta see why some people need more than one relationship. What I don't get, is why they have to lie about this to the people involved, particularly the 2nd person; specifically Me. MissBitch, as she'll be known forever, trapping me in her web of beauty and charm, doesn't even flinch at unpredictable hours, or my endless screams of terror as I battle with Life-As-It-Is. And then, just as I get used to feeling lucky, her girlfriend's back in town, and my voicemail is full of messages questioning why I hung up! Honestly!

So, I haven't written anything postable recently - only some obscene content which I contemplated mailing her.

The aim of this post, which seems to have been buried slightly, was to thank everyone who's trying to drag me through everything with humour still in tact. No, really - I dont know what I'd do without you.