Warning; Clear The Area.

It's happened again; reunited are two insane, hyped up individuals, each doing a damned good impersonation of a five-year-old, although they're rather larger now, and can cause far more damage. There's to be a lot of giggling, bouncing on the bed to a sesame street soundtrack, and a Pirate party. All compounded by big hair.

This could result in several minute disasters. Not least the destruction of a mattress, the loss of toothbrushes, or the creation of disturbing literature which just might find its way into the teeny tiny hands of James - the next generation to be warped and twisted into something manic by this tea-fed duo - who's fast approaching One.

You have been warned.